Wednesday, January 16, 2008

The Randy Moss We Know and Love

I've been wondering when Randy Moss would become a distraction for the Patriots. He's got great timing, too, right before the AFC Championship Game.

This is not to comment on whether or not he's guilty of anything. I'm frankly inclined to believe his version of events. But the fact that we're even discussing this leading up to a game in which two teams I seriously, seriously hate are playing for the right to represent the AFC in the Super Bowl has filled me with glee.

All we need now is for someone to leak a sex tape involving Shawne Merriman, Philip Rivers, LDT, and a goat, and this will be a great week.

UPDATE: Now Bill Simmons is doing his best to jinx the hell out of the Patriots...This will get its own post after Sllaacs sends in his picks...


Sllaacs said...

I've always said, Moss ain't no Rice. He is Moss - and you can't change a guy like him - you can't stop his mouth or his actions off the field - you can only hope to contain them.

Dan Hauenstein said...

I'm only familiar with Bill Simmons from the times his column shows up as a link in this blog. Is he there to offer the ESPN hometown view from Connecticut? Is he a Boston Fan correspondent? How annoying.