Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Carrying the Torch

As a sports fan, I love the Olympics.

As a UC Santa Cruz alumnus, I hate hippies. They're the reason everyone thinks Santa Cruz is flaky and stupid. I once had an encyclopedia salesman, sitting in a booth at the Contra Costa County Fair in 1992, ask me if Santa Cruz wasn't a "hippie farm."

Well, it's fucking not. And neither is San Francisco, despite what Fox News tells you.

But this picture says it all. A bunch of white hippies waving Tibet flags and smelling bad. The worst was a stupid cliche of a girl I saw wearing baggie pants under an embroidered skirt, walking around with a stoned, smug look on her face and tearing up a plastic, Chinese flag. Oh, she was also wearing, with no apparent recognition of the irony whatsoever, a NorthFace jacket.

Most of the people down there are Chinese-Americans from San Francisco and other parts of the Bay Area who are stoked to have the Olympics in the country of their forefathers and mothers. The last thing they need is a bunch of white assholes trying to assuage their guilt over Iraq and Guantanamo Bay by taking it out on China for, among other things (again with no trace of irony in their earnest sloganeering), torturing people.

Every day, I watch huge tankers floating towards Oakland to be unloaded. Those huge ships mainly come from China, and I've never once seen Richard Gere on the Embarcadero prostesting them.

Never once.

Update: SfGate.com has continuing coverage. They moved the route to the Marina toward the Golden Gate Bridge, prompting this bit of hysteria from Supervisor Aaron Peskin:

"Gavin Newsom runs San Francisco the way the premier of China runs his country - secrecy, lies, misinformation, lack of transparency and manipulating the populace," Peskin said. "He misled supporters and opponents of the run. People brought their families and their children, and (mayoral officials) hatched a cynical plan to please the Bush State Department and the Chinese government because of the incredible influence of money.

"He did it so China can report they had a great torch run," Peskin said. "It's the worst kind of government - government by deceit and misinformation."


Awesome. Come to think of it, I do seem to remember Gavin rolling tanks down Market Street to crush all the people protesting against Gay Marriage a few years ago. Just like the premier of China runs his country!

Turns out people can also hate the torch run because China is, after all, still "Red China:"

...[A] San Francisco man named Kevin Johnson, 48, walked into a crowd of torch supporters and began yelling, "Communists!" The crowd encircled Johnson and the confrontation escalated when Johnson pulled a Chinese flag off a man's backpack. Then, someone grabbed Johnson's throat and another person punched him in the face before police intervened and walked him to safety.

"I know it sounds racist, but if they want the Olympics in China they should go back to China," he said.


You're right, Kevin, it does sound racist. You ignorant prick.

Look, I get it, people love the Dalai Lama. I even own a Mac. But I still think we Americans should solve our own problems before we start pointing our fingers at other countries.

The best sign I saw all day was being carried by a man in a suit down California Street that said, "First things First: U.S. Out of Iraq."

Monday, April 7, 2008

The Hauenstein's Weep

Or do they cheer?

Dan and his brother, Mikey, are both Rice alumni. I'm curious how they take this news, that recently fired Cal coach Ben Braun has been hired by Rice.

The article says that Rice currently owns a 19-game losing streak, which is worse than any season Braun had with the Bears. He was fired for being a mediocre Pac-10 coach. Every Cal fan I know (a lot) wanted him fired for the last 5 years.

I don't even know what conference Rice plays in. The only thing I know about it is that my friends both went there.

Like I said, I know a lot of Cal fans, and they're pretty stoked with the Mike Montgomery hiring. Gwen Knapp takes a break from making Pee-pee all over the Raiders to write that Monty hasn't "betrayed" Stanford, although speaking as a Cal fan, the fact that some people on the Farm are feeling betrayed is just icing on the cake.

Saturday, April 5, 2008

Dan Posts from Texas

Just kicked two Broncos fans out of my room.

Continuing her campaign to rename the Hater of the Week Award, Nancy Gay transcribed the complete Lane Kiffin owners meeting interview. More likely, she held the Dictaphone and some intern transcribed it. Either way, it's a good read.

I am happy to see Kiffin finally moving forward as coach. Some questions:
  1. Does this mean Huff will play free safety this year?
  2. Are the McFadden comments legit, a head fake, or Kiffin going on record against what Al Davis secretly wants to do?
  3. How disappointed is Kiffin that they pulled the big trade for Hall?
  4. Are we really supposed to believe Jordan is coming back?
  5. How much of the Lofton hiring was Al covering against/preparing for Kiffin leaving, Al telling Kiffin he'd better watch his back, or a reaction to the miserable WR situation - including Johnnie Lee Higgins' terrible play - last year?

Even if they are Broncos fans, they are going to rent Jet Skis so I should get out of my room...

Friday, April 4, 2008

Dan Emails from Texas

Dan is going to a lake, and promises to post later. In the comments to my Hater of the Week post, he linked to Vic Carucci's column on the Kiffin-Davis relationship as it continues to evolve. It's the opposite of Gwen Knapp's column from yesterday, which I would't use to line my cat box.

Thursday, April 3, 2008

The Nancy Gay Memorial Hater of the Week Award: Gwen Knapp

I mean, I don't even know what to say about this.

I'm considering changing the name, since at least Nancy Gay went to Tampa and came up with and provided good coverage of the Owners meetings.

Why doesn't she just wipe her ass with a pirate flag and mail it to Alameda? The point would be just as effective.

Sllaacs Scoop Salacious Story

As Sllaacs pointed out yesterday, Nancy Gay had a good write-up in the Chronicle about Kiffin's press conference during the NFL Owners meetings in Florida.

Both Jerry McDonald (here and here) and Jason Jones (here) covered this, but it looks like the Chronicle is the only local paper to send an actual writer to the event, so props to them. (Jerry McDonald referred to getting the information from a stringer, Walter Villa. That article is good, too.)

Prior to Nancy's column, the best coverage of the press conference was done by ESPN.com's Bill Williamson, both in the Hashmarks blog and in a regular article.

All of these articles put together make me very happy. Espn.com even has a special "Lane Kiffin" section in rotation on it's front page with Williamson's article, which Kiffin "Sounds like a coach in control."

Speculation? Kiffin says, regarding the rumors, that "where there's smoke, there's fire." And maybe Kiffin really was close to becoming the latest ex-head coach of the Oakland Raiders at some point in the last three months. But what I think happened is that Al and Kiffin had a Frank Exchange of Views at some point. Kiffin said he wanted something (a new defensive coordinator maybe) and Al said "no, you can't have one, you went 4-12," and Kiffin said "it's in my contract, you crypt-keeper looking vampire motherfucker," and Al said, "Here's a letter of resignation, sign it and don't the let the door hit you on the way out, you shit-heel, ungrateful little prick." Lance didn't want to lose $4 Million, so he stayed, and they worked it out.

Along with some new additions, and JaMarcus looking good....I'm excited for the season.

Wednesday, April 2, 2008

49ers Fan beats Raider fans to the scoop - by Sllaacs

So yeah, Sllaacs is a 49ers fan; but the news dropped yesterday by Lane Kiffin is too juicy. So read this S.F. Chronicle article and drink it in Raider Fan, drink it in. By the way; you gotta love Al Davis. You gotta.

Sllaacs