Wednesday, October 10, 2007

The Real LT

Ladanian Tomlinson is not LT.

Lawrence Taylor is LT. How come he hasn't shown up at Ladanian's house and cut his hummer in half with a power saw?

And speaking of Lawrence Taylor, if one more person refers to Shawne Merriman as "The Next Lawrence Taylor," I'm going to puke.

LT didn't need steroids or HGH. He was old school: Only cocaine and hookers for him.

Speaking of that, I hope he starts sending hookers to Ladanian's room before every game until he either stops calling himself "LT" or gets syphilis.

Whichever comes first.

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