Like Watching John Kerry Describe Paint Drying

6-0,Quiefs.

Seriously, this game sucks. At the very least, CBS could give us Gunther Cunningham mic'd up, so we could hear him say, "Goddammit," "sonuvabitch," "Jesus Christ," and "Fuck Me."

Because if we learned anything from HBO's "Hard Knocks" this year, it's that Herm Edwards "DID A BAD JOB!!" and Gunther Cunningham likes to curse.

In a related note, Patrick Swayze starred in a movie called "Waking Up in Reno" in which he played a guy whose penis was named "Gunther." Incidentally, as we were watching "Hard Knocks" this summer, The Professor pointed out how much Gunther Cunningham reminded Billy Bob Thornton, who co-starrs with Swayze in "Waking Up in Reno."

Small World.