Let's Start Talking Ourselves into Mitchell

Once Mikey lays some Slim Thug lyrics over this one we'll have had a perfect day one.

J-E-T-S

Big trade - Jets move into the fifth spot. Mikey, upon learning this said, "Please tell me they picked Crabtree and not Sanchez!"

Mark Sanchez is now being shown on NFL Network with his arms raised in the air in triumph.

Sorry Mikey.

Has Lane Kiffin Been Fired?

Per Mikey, in the comments, here's where we can find out.