Arrival

I just got to Dan's house, and we've got NFL Network on, and Bill Belichick is flirting with Mike Mayock. Good times.

Have I mentioned that I dislike both of those men?

I think there's a CLOAK consensus that we prefer Eisen and his crew to Berman and the ESPN crew. Has anyone ever looked more awkward, in any situation, than Mel Kiper, Jr. operating the Minority Report style holographic draft tracker thing?

Also, Kristi has made a DEEE-licious dip, with beans and meat and cheese.

NFL Total Access.

NFL Total Access just showed the actual video of the Rob Ryan press conference. And it's much worse than it reads. Rich Eisen quipped that Ryan will be ready for a Coors Light commercial in a couple years, and used to segue into a "Greatest Hits" montage of coach press conference melt downs.