God Hates Me.

Here I am, happily perusing ESPN, when they have this bracket-style face off of "Coldest Sports Moments."

Of course you know what's coming at #6.

I can't even bring myself to vote for it, because the choice is a grammatically incorrect "Which was the besst cold sports moment?" Because, since you're only allowed to choose between two moments, it should say, "Which is the better cold sports moment."

Anyway, you know #6 is the worst cold sports moment, or any type of sports moment, for that matter, in the history of all possible sports moments.

I will now go about the rest of my day in an even shittier mood than would have otherwise.